10.29.2005

jay's leaked songs, real or fake?

hmm.. first, im sorry alex for posting comment in ur site about the new leaked songs of jay, saying that they are fake. lol, actually they are real :/ haha, belows are the leaked songs of his new album. with mtv of hair like snow (fa lu xue). and another new song that i cant translate into english cause i dont know wtf it is. lol.

anyway.. here are the links for all the songs that is out here now, jay fans.. go go go, get them all =)

*these are provided with lyrics too.. so yay for chinese reader.. boo for bananas*


  1. 夜曲 listen1 listen2 fullmv1 fullmv2
  2. 蓝色风暴

  3. 发如雪 listen fullmv

  4. 黑色毛衣 listen

  5. 四面楚歌 (MV女主角:周迅) listeningpage


  6. 浪漫手机 listen

  7. 逆鳞

  8. 麦芽糖

  9. 珊瑚海 (feat. 南拳妈妈 Lara) listen1 listen2

  10. 飘移

  11. 一路向北


here are the lyrics:

夜曲
曲:周杰伦 词:方文山

一群嗜血的蚂蚁被腐肉所吸引
我面无表情看孤独的风景
失去你 爱恨开始分明
失去你 还有什么事好关心
当鸽子不再象征和平
我终于被提醒 广场上喂食的是秃鹰
我用漂亮的押韵形容被掠夺一空的爱情

啊 乌云开始遮蔽 夜色不干净
公园里 葬礼的回音 在漫天飞行
送你的白色玫瑰 在纯黑的环境凋零
乌鸦在树枝上诡异的很安静
静静听 我黑色的大衣 想温暖你
日渐冰冷的回忆 走过的走过的生命
啊 四周弥漫雾气 我在空旷的墓地
老去后还爱你

为你弹奏肖邦的夜曲
纪念我死去的爱情
跟夜风一样的声音
心碎的很好听
手在键盘敲很轻
我给的思念很小心
你埋葬的地方叫幽冥

为你弹奏肖邦的夜曲
纪念我死去的爱情
而我为你隐姓埋名
在月光下弹琴
对你心跳的感应
还是如此温热亲近
怀念你那鲜红的唇印

那些断翅的蜻蜓 散落在这森林
而我的眼睛 没有丝毫同情
失去你 泪水混浊不清
失去你 我连笑容都有阴影
风在长满青苔的屋顶
嘲笑我的伤心
像一口没有水的枯井
我用凄美的字型
描绘后悔莫急的那爱情

发如雪
曲:周杰伦 词:方文山 导演:周杰伦

狼牙月 伊人憔悴 我举杯 饮尽了风雪
是谁打翻前世柜 惹尘埃是非
缘字诀 几番轮回 你锁眉 哭红颜唤不回
纵然青史已经成灰 我爱不灭 繁华如三千东流水
我只取一瓢爱了解 只恋你化身的蝶

你发如雪 凄美了离别 我焚香感动了谁
邀明月 让回忆皎洁 爱在月光下完美
你发如雪 纷飞了眼泪 我等待苍老了谁
红尘醉 微醺的岁月 我用无悔 刻永世爱你的碑
Rap:
你发如雪 凄美了离别 我焚香感动了谁
邀明月 让回忆皎洁 爱在月光下完美
你发如雪 纷飞了眼泪
我等待苍老了谁 红尘醉 微醺的岁月
啦儿啦 啦儿啦 啦儿啦儿啦 啦儿啦 啦儿啦 啦儿啦儿啦
铜镜映无邪 扎马尾 你若撒野 今生我把酒奉陪

黑色毛衣

一件黑色毛衣
两个人的回忆
雨过之后更难忘记
忘记我还爱你
你不用在意
流泪也只想刚好合意
我早已经待在谷底
我知道不能再留住你
也知道不能没有孤寂
感激你让我拥有缺点的美丽
看着那白色的蜻蜓
在空中忘了前进
还能不能重新编织
脑海中起毛球的记忆
再说我爱你
可能雨也不会停
黑色毛衣
藏在那里
就让回忆永远停在那里

10.28.2005

meaning of fob

before you read this, there is no offense intended on chinese people. please, i do not hate chinese. i have chinese friends, and they are nice too. there are many kind and really nice chinese people out there (rich too, get free lunches and dinners). i love chinese people. they have pretty girls/and handsome boys (no, im not gay) in their country that many will drools on. (i wont, cos i only drool on m). back to the topic.

well, many of you might wonder. what the fuck is a fob, or why the fuck im calling him a fob?

well, fob in english means 'to cheat or deceive (another).'

but im not talking about fob the word. im talking about fob which stands for 'fresh off boat'. you all know, chinese people are everywhere. they are in india, america, afghanistan if i have spelt it correctly, hmm, south pole, north pole. they are everywhere (for the matrix movie, they are talking about the agents), but for the real world, they are the chinese.

tell me where you cannot find any chinese? they seriously 'fresh off boat' a lot. which means, they ride out from china, using a boat or some sort, (maybe swimming) and come to a new patch of land or island. and starts to reproduce there, and their son/daughters, when they grew up, will "explore" more parts of the world by fobbing.

i wonder why would they fob, isnt it just nice and sweet to stay at where you are? hmm, some factors obviously contribute to fobbing. ie, they are only allowed to have 1 children, and apparently, they want to have more sex (not enough money to buy condoms, or maybe there's no condoms in the village they are living in) so they cant prevent having only 1 children other than doing something cruel to their wife.

yes, they may be kind hearted, ie not punching up the stomach of their pregnant wife, and decided to leave for somewhere else "better". the fresh part in fresh off boat, is like, hmm.. a fresh new life for them. and why would they be fresh you might wonder, again.

some factors also contribute to wanting to freshing up themselves. ie, they might be a burglars, robbers, rapist, murderers. so once they ride their boat (or swim) to another continent of the world, they will be a fresh man. no one will give a fuck about who they are (maybe just why the fuck they are there).

guess i pretty much sum up what fob is. and chinese people, no offense seriously. i love you all, im chinese too (but im malaysian chinese, so there's a difference). im not racist okay, i love everyone, but m is (and always will be) more special to me.

called her last night, and yes i missed her.

oh, that's nice.

k, gonna blog this before i go and start my studies. well, i dont hav any motivation to write anything other than this for now. will write something on mIRC as lexie and nike has already did. well, they are so nice to promote my blog, i love them too. period. (loving is caring)

anyway, here is something for today.


*the writing board in my studio flat*

some things to notice tho:
1: damn, do they hate me so much? i have gay written beside my name.. duh. how sad.
2: what's up with those au, nz, us, ln thing? man they play dota too fucking much. sohai seriously.
3: and no, those people with au, nz, us, ln are not where they come from.
4: room 5 tenant has a "red" name, because he moved in a bit later. someone else (steven) moved out.
5: triad boss my ass. hahahahahahaha. just another so-hai in our flat.
6: aw, just noticed that next week is my rubbish throwing week! but im not going to be here next week, so yay!
7: sk, was meant to be sand king or skeleton king (in dota, again). but why is it sux kevin? lol.. i, you're a faggot. if you read this, you can come over here, kneel below my table, and choi my siu.

our flat has 1 fucking chinese (from mainland china), pure chinese. unlike me, im malaysian chinese. so there's a different. he lives in room 4. has been using our shampoos, conditioners, toothpastes (hope not our toothbrushes).

caught him doing that 1 day without taking any shampoo/conditioner into shower. i stand there and fuck gao him.

"what the fuck, how the fuck do you shower without anything?"

he replied, "i have never used shampoo/conditioner in my life. no soaps too."

i gave him a "wtf?" before he *explained* that "oh, i have sensitive skins." right. you have one. i mean, even if you do have, you would be smelling like my expired milk.

no, we all do not like him at all. fucking cunt, try to lie better you fob. in case you dont know what fob is. i will do it on my next post. anyway, my washing powder got empty in like 2 weeks, if i remember, i only used it 3-4 times. i mean, it's like 1 freaking kilo of washing powders, you are definitely not finishing it in 3-4 times. so i wrote something on the board (maybe 1 month ago). *the suspect = room 4*

by the way, the part "jail for 2 years" and "fine of $100,000.00" are not written by me. im not that sohai to write those. i and j are the sohai. hahaha.

10.27.2005

night vs day

did not sleep last night, stayed up to study for my exams as i know jack shit about it. resulting from missing 80% of the lectures for this boring paper. took some pic when i was appreciating how pretty the night is. nothing is better than sitting here alone, drinking my cup of tea and a cigarette rolled by myself. nothing is better than that. oh, it would be better if m is here =)


*night view right outside of my window.*


*sunrise. i actually think this pic is not that bad too.*

anyway.. im so tired and i cant be funny. sigh, couldnt do most of the question in the exam. im failing this subject (not a joke).. fuck. fuck fuck fuck.

10.26.2005

mm.. apple juice and cereal..

ok.. i was hungry this afternoon.. and i took out my kellogs fruit loops cereal, and grabbed my milk. opened it, and damn, smell fumed to my noses. it's expired. so, today my laptop nearly died, and my milk past away. fuck, how unlucky.

so, i crunched on the fruit loops, and i got thirsty. and an idea struck me. i took out my apple juice, and pour it into my bowl. and felt really smart, thinking that it would taste as good if not better than milk.


*picture of my "brilliant" idea*

omfg omfg, wtf is that taste. well i did still eat like maybe 1/3 of my cereal.. but couldnt finish it. so bye bye applejuice+cereal. you guys sure dont partner each other well. aww.

anyway, alex commented on my wasabi.. said i should crystalise it and sniff it. i mean, what the fuck? lol, are u stoned bro? hahahahaha. go away u druggies, i dont do drugs.

hmm.. i might actually try it. stop giving me ideas like those damnit.

*listed wasabi in grocery shopping list*

reformated

my computer.

something wrong with it just now when i was uploadning pics from my digital camera. hehe, was going to post something interesting just now but my comp just went very laggy ;(, couldnt even do shit, even after resetting it a few times.

anyway, my computer took its maybe 7th or 8th's revival, and i always love it when this happen, it's so fresh and innocent (no rubbish, spywares, virus, hmm, porns)! *winks*

will post something later after i update my comp =)

phcy 215, burned.

hah, finished my phcy 215 exam today ;) am happy that it's finally over for that subject (which i never go to, or once in long while).

i screwed it up. so, 1 down, 4 more to go.

oh i cut my hair yesterday. i think m likes it hee. uploaded the pic in my friendster. [u guys can refer to my old blog on hair cutting skills]

anyway, m said she will come over n visit me next yr, yay! =) but when i went up to have a cigarette with my flatmate, she left without saying goodbye ;( how sad. guess im gonna call her now. hee hee.

sigh, get to get some sleep tonight, slept for less than 4 hours last night.

10.25.2005

midnight

sigh.. exams tomoro, guess no sleep for tonight. went through past yr papers and they r all fucking hard.. so have to study over the lecture notes again. lesson for today: do not study whole year paper in 1 day. fuck.

anyway, hope m did fine in her exam today. good luck dear ;) miss ya much much!!

10.24.2005

dota or dirty chat?

last night, in our usual dota channels on battle.net west, nicknames appeared as, babypinkweapon, tehkunt, and our champion Org4sm_god, also a few other stupid nicks but not gonna list them out. *note, greenweapon = joel*

babypinkweapon joined #rutus
babypinkweapon: hi im mel
babypinkweapon: i am joel's girlfren
Org4sm_god: babypinkweapon, have u felt me before?

wtf? lololol.

Org4sm_god: hey tehkunt, u feel me before?
tehkunt: i have indeed felt you before
tehkunt: i will feel u again if you dont fuck off
Org4sm_god: lololol

and i think the Org4sm_god said something like
"I am the Org4sm_god, i wave my wand, and makes everyone happy."

wtf? lololol.

armageddon

exams exams exams.. omfg.. starting tuesday, and i slacked like a bitch, no im not female (m said that), but i dun wanna be dog, so.. i'll be.. nevermind la. ok.. it's 2:25am and im here, talking shit and writing craps. sigh, tomoro waking up at 7am, have my routine caffeine section (hopefully they open, cos it's labour day tomoro). and will try to study.. and study.. and study..

im talking to m now, and she said she doesnt miss me.. ;( this blog is called seducing, cos she seduces me, but heck she doesnt miss me! no no no, please everyone write a petition for m miss me pls!

so.. i mean, maybe there's only 4-5 ppl vising this site, but all of your support will be greatly appreciated, loved, benefiting, etc.. watever the word you think it should be.

so write your comment (petition) now!

*latest update*
"even though i never said i miss you"
"but indeed i do"

oh well, i guess she misses me.. but nevermind, go write my comment! gogogo, hopefully we can get like 7 or 8.. lol.

10.23.2005

wasabi power

something funny happened today at dinner. we did sushi a few days ago, and there's some left over wasabi. it's a long tube, and it had 1/4 left.

"eh tai lou, u finish this tube, i pay u nz$20."

hahahahaha, well, he said no problem and started to eat it. (oh we filmed it too). lol, his face starting to get red, i mean gosh he couldnt even cry.. lol. i remember i had quite a lot before, and i was fucking weeping.. fuck how sissy i was.. lol. not really weeping, but nearly cried, i guess its better to put it this way.

"wa wa wa.. hot hot, my stomach all hot.." as he was gasping or water n shit like that. no idea wat he was doing.. i guess he was pwned by wasabi.

well tat's the power of wasabi, and when he thought he has earned his $20 bucks, and went up to his room for his after-dinner-cig with me, my other flatmate came up. guess what he is holding? the wasabi tube, with some leftover wasabi, maybe 0.5cm long.

oh gosh.. this is gg, i have no idea how he managed to squeeze all those out. must had worked it hard.

j: "tai lou, still got some left, finish it or no nz$20"
b: "fuck no, i want my life, i dont want nz$20."

hahahahahahhaha, we smoked, and i asked him if he would ever eat wasabi again. well the answer is what you're thinking. so yeahhhhh wasabi power! the power of japanese. not really powerful, but when you tried to be a retard, its dynamic energy will consume you, badly too.

well, side note, we ate curry. and i cooked it too. damn nice too ;)

pranked.. lmfao!

was going to delete the messages in my phone, but decided that maybe it's a good idea to let u all to hav a laugh. hee hee, well it goes like this. i just changed my number today, and i did a global messaging to everyone on my list, obviously assumed that any non-retarded ppl would have updated it right. well if you didnt or didnt give a shit about it, this is what u get (at 4am too).

my flatmate is b. i am me. should be lucid enough.

me: sleep already?
b: slep already. who r u?
me: a hot n sexy gal.. i think you veli handsome
b: nice to meet u. come to meet nw..
me: where r u? im lonely now.. im ur classmate.. u r really handsome n cool b
b: at home.. poor me sleep alone, u come accompany me. k?
me: where r u? want meet?
b: i wan to know who r u 1st
me: im at kc now.. quite drunk.. so i tell u tat u r handsome.. u wan sex wif me?
b: sory, no. no love no sex. i just can have sex with the gal i love bt u not. r u ok? if u drunk, i can go take care u.
me: come n take care of me now.. i wait for u outside kc..
b: k.. 10 minute
me: ok.. thank you.. u r really a gentleman.. i love u..
me: im waiting outside. very cold.

no harm/prank intended. was only asking him for a smoking section. damn, i was laughing my fucking ass off down stairs all the while i was txting with him. i mean, after he said 10 mins, i could hear him upstairs, trying to clean up his room etc.. and what's funny is.. i heard him rushing out of the door, jogging across the road.

"jibai tailou, wtf r u doing so late?"

he adjusted his head towards me, and yelled "finding friend now.. find u later." and walked away towards the club quickly. that is when i started to crack up real loud. he tumbled and stared at me, while running over. damn, u should hav seen his face.. fucking funny.. lol, he knew he was screwed, but wanted to act cool again..

"u guys sent the message issit?"

i couldnt reply, my stomach still aching from the laughs. he was wearing a really nice jacket, with jeans, new shirts, nice shiny shoes.. and what's worse is, he even styled his fucking hair at like 4:15am?.. lol (if any of u didnt know, i gave him a haircut before, u guys can check it out from my old blog, with pictures of cos)

"laugh lan jiao laugh?"

hahaha.. funny stuff funny stuff.. couldnt refrain myself from bursting out. oh well, we talked some shit about how he forgot to update my number etc etc.. funny stuff still but not gonna post it up here.. anyway, just had a cig with him to finish off the "morning".

me: "tai lou, u going back to sleep ar?"
b: "no, i cannot sleep anymore"
me: "hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha, how the fuck could u sleep, when u looks like had a shower and gel on ur hair somemore, looking excited too, hahahaha"
b: "i no diao u, i go up stairs"
me: "hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahha"

anyway, i went back inside and hav some flirting going on with m, as usual, she's clever, hot and sexy (in her own words).