meaning of fob

before you read this, there is no offense intended on chinese people. please, i do not hate chinese. i have chinese friends, and they are nice too. there are many kind and really nice chinese people out there (rich too, get free lunches and dinners). i love chinese people. they have pretty girls/and handsome boys (no, im not gay) in their country that many will drools on. (i wont, cos i only drool on m). back to the topic.

well, many of you might wonder. what the fuck is a fob, or why the fuck im calling him a fob?

well, fob in english means 'to cheat or deceive (another).'

but im not talking about fob the word. im talking about fob which stands for 'fresh off boat'. you all know, chinese people are everywhere. they are in india, america, afghanistan if i have spelt it correctly, hmm, south pole, north pole. they are everywhere (for the matrix movie, they are talking about the agents), but for the real world, they are the chinese.

tell me where you cannot find any chinese? they seriously 'fresh off boat' a lot. which means, they ride out from china, using a boat or some sort, (maybe swimming) and come to a new patch of land or island. and starts to reproduce there, and their son/daughters, when they grew up, will "explore" more parts of the world by fobbing.

i wonder why would they fob, isnt it just nice and sweet to stay at where you are? hmm, some factors obviously contribute to fobbing. ie, they are only allowed to have 1 children, and apparently, they want to have more sex (not enough money to buy condoms, or maybe there's no condoms in the village they are living in) so they cant prevent having only 1 children other than doing something cruel to their wife.

yes, they may be kind hearted, ie not punching up the stomach of their pregnant wife, and decided to leave for somewhere else "better". the fresh part in fresh off boat, is like, hmm.. a fresh new life for them. and why would they be fresh you might wonder, again.

some factors also contribute to wanting to freshing up themselves. ie, they might be a burglars, robbers, rapist, murderers. so once they ride their boat (or swim) to another continent of the world, they will be a fresh man. no one will give a fuck about who they are (maybe just why the fuck they are there).

guess i pretty much sum up what fob is. and chinese people, no offense seriously. i love you all, im chinese too (but im malaysian chinese, so there's a difference). im not racist okay, i love everyone, but m is (and always will be) more special to me.

called her last night, and yes i missed her.