pranked.. lmfao!

was going to delete the messages in my phone, but decided that maybe it's a good idea to let u all to hav a laugh. hee hee, well it goes like this. i just changed my number today, and i did a global messaging to everyone on my list, obviously assumed that any non-retarded ppl would have updated it right. well if you didnt or didnt give a shit about it, this is what u get (at 4am too).

my flatmate is b. i am me. should be lucid enough.

me: sleep already?
b: slep already. who r u?
me: a hot n sexy gal.. i think you veli handsome
b: nice to meet u. come to meet nw..
me: where r u? im lonely now.. im ur classmate.. u r really handsome n cool b
b: at home.. poor me sleep alone, u come accompany me. k?
me: where r u? want meet?
b: i wan to know who r u 1st
me: im at kc now.. quite drunk.. so i tell u tat u r handsome.. u wan sex wif me?
b: sory, no. no love no sex. i just can have sex with the gal i love bt u not. r u ok? if u drunk, i can go take care u.
me: come n take care of me now.. i wait for u outside kc..
b: k.. 10 minute
me: ok.. thank you.. u r really a gentleman.. i love u..
me: im waiting outside. very cold.

no harm/prank intended. was only asking him for a smoking section. damn, i was laughing my fucking ass off down stairs all the while i was txting with him. i mean, after he said 10 mins, i could hear him upstairs, trying to clean up his room etc.. and what's funny is.. i heard him rushing out of the door, jogging across the road.

"jibai tailou, wtf r u doing so late?"

he adjusted his head towards me, and yelled "finding friend now.. find u later." and walked away towards the club quickly. that is when i started to crack up real loud. he tumbled and stared at me, while running over. damn, u should hav seen his face.. fucking funny.. lol, he knew he was screwed, but wanted to act cool again..

"u guys sent the message issit?"

i couldnt reply, my stomach still aching from the laughs. he was wearing a really nice jacket, with jeans, new shirts, nice shiny shoes.. and what's worse is, he even styled his fucking hair at like 4:15am?.. lol (if any of u didnt know, i gave him a haircut before, u guys can check it out from my old blog, with pictures of cos)

"laugh lan jiao laugh?"

hahaha.. funny stuff funny stuff.. couldnt refrain myself from bursting out. oh well, we talked some shit about how he forgot to update my number etc etc.. funny stuff still but not gonna post it up here.. anyway, just had a cig with him to finish off the "morning".

me: "tai lou, u going back to sleep ar?"
b: "no, i cannot sleep anymore"
me: "hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha, how the fuck could u sleep, when u looks like had a shower and gel on ur hair somemore, looking excited too, hahahaha"
b: "i no diao u, i go up stairs"
me: "hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahha"

anyway, i went back inside and hav some flirting going on with m, as usual, she's clever, hot and sexy (in her own words).